I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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