I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Randomize
