so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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