i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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