were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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