is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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