I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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