Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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