Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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