After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
even my farts smell like vagina
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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