I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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