none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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