Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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