I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize