I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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