she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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