Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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