I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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