That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
handjob tips. give me some.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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