we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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