Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.