No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
soo... how was my night?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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