It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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