He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
