I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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