I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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