tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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