He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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