A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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