It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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