That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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