Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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