he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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