dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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