just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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