Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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