I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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