id be glad to
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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