once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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