My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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