Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character