He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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