no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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