i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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