I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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