When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize