glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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