i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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