adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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