Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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