HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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