i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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