She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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