Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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