To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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