My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Pooping to opera.
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