I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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