Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You took a bar mat shot.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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